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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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