nut hugger
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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