Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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