I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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