I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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