oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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