A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just come out here and I will go home with you...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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