Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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