I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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