i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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