stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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