The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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