Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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