your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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