Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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