SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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