i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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birth control should be required to get into college
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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