FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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