There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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