Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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