Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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