ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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