If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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