I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The beer is more important than you right now.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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