plz talk dirty to me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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