Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she told me i tasted like america
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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