Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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