Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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