We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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