Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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