So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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