i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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