dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
