Your tits are I can't wait for
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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