I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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