If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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