so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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