I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
