I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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