I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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