New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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