I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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