It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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