Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.