hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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