she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
