Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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