how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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