What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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