I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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