My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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