whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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