just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
