she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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